"A sense of security, of well-being, of summer warmth pervades my memory. That robust reality makes a ghost of the present. The mirror brims with brightness; a bumblebee has entered the room and bumps against the ceiling. Everything is as it should be, nothing will ever change, nobody will ever die."

Vladimir Nabokov
@1 year ago
#vladimir nabokov #quote #death 

"I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, “Dude, you have to wait."

Mitch Hedburg
@1 year ago with 3 notes
#mitch hedburg #wino #joke 

(via sexistads)

@1 year ago with 84 notes
#sexist #ad #submission 
My sentiments exactly.

My sentiments exactly.

(Source: thedailywhat, via amegrowsinbrooklyn)

@1 year ago with 4439 notes
#fuck #snow 

(via skullrot)

@1 year ago with 7 notes
#orgasms #only for men 
@1 year ago with 3 notes
#trees lounge #steve buscemi 
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(Source: bibleofdreams)

@1 year ago with 6 note and 70 play
#claude debussy #clair de lune 

"When I discovered YouTube, I didn’t work for five days. I did nothing. I watched Cookie Monster sing Chocolate Rain about a thousand times."

Michael Scott
@1 year ago with 130 notes
#michael scott #the office 
@1 year ago
#marilyn monroe #the truth at last 

"It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?"

Charles Bukowski (Factotum)
@1 year ago with 7 notes
#ambition #charles bukowski #factotum